teacher: so tell us a bit about yourself
me: hey hey hey hey put ya lighters up ganjas in the house eyowwww as you can tell from my accent i am from dallas tex-ASS and it was not very easy growing up lookin like this whether i was playing in my grandma's clothes or putting on a show for my well organised alphabetically ordered beanie babies i was g-g-g-gay okayyyy but it wasnt until i moved to los angeles that i discovered marijuana i mean i like to smoke yo i am just flying as high as your receding hairline okayyyy marijuana really does help me calm down so yall i went to valencia where they filmed the tv show weeds now yall its very dry its almost kinda like your vagina can i get a amen now yall i am a tree hugger because if it aint green HUH im not interested okaaaayyyyyyyy
DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
On Political Lesbianism

freedominwickedness:

Political lesbianism is an ideological concept introduced by the second-wave feminist movement which dictates that straight women should identify as “lesbian” as an ideological affiliation based on the rejection of males. Political lesbianism redefines being lesbian as

killbenedictcumberbatch:

i scrolled past this and then i went back up and played it and the sound was off for whatever reason but i listened to it and i’m really glad i did

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homosaxual:

funimationentertainment:

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that

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lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

keke palmers vine is a work of art

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pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

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icequeenchad:

A BUSTED QUEENS BLOG JUST FUCKING REBLOGGED MY PHOTOSET I’M SO PISSED OFF

I hate the bustedqueens blog. It must be run by Gia Gunn.