spongebob’s thigh gap is dope as fuck
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why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.
captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman
wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this
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when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
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ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
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why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
Speaking as a vegetarian, I am aware that tumblr hates vegetarians.
So…
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when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
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its so sad that blind people cant see the internet
*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful
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if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you
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Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
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